March142012
11PM
March22012
February222012

/not so casually busts back into the apartment/

Dude, there was like this freaky Templar-not-human thingy here and I mean here as in in the apartment. And he tore me wide open. We gotta get back on the road asap. Did you guys get our next gig yet or what?

/Not even fazed by the full view of the nekkid ass. But you should probably tan that shit. It’s pale as a ghost./

Dude, what the hell are you talking about- yeah, shit. Everything’s all ready to go. 

/fuck you, my ass is spectacular and I burn like toast/

Black and sharp, physics fuckery, like a goddamn 90s mall-goth on speed dude. Magnum steroids, speed, and fairy dust. I don’t know how to explain it, but we need to go before it shows up again since it’s definitely Templar-buddy-buddy.

(Source: faceplantingassassin, via justabartender-deactivated20140)

2AM

/not so casually busts back into the apartment/

fervent-historian:

faceplantingassassin:

fervent-historian:

faceplantingassassin:

Yeah. Where the hell have you been?!

Dude, th’FUCK are you guys still doing here?! I go missing and y’all just sit here on your-

Not important. We need to get out. Like now

Excuse me for working my ass of- 

……

/speaking of asses, you’re probably seeing Felix’s while he’s fridge diving/

Dude, there was like this freaky Templar-not-human thingy here and I mean here as in in the apartment. And he tore me wide open. We gotta get back on the road asap. Did you guys get our next gig yet or what?

(via justabartender-deactivated20140)

2AM
cesare-borgia:

I do not understand.

Welp. My day got better.

cesare-borgia:

I do not understand.

Welp. My day got better.

(Source: heckboy, via cesarexborgia)

2AM

/not so casually busts back into the apartment/

fervent-historian:

faceplantingassassin:

Yeah. Where the hell have you been?!

Dude, th’FUCK are you guys still doing here?! I go missing and y’all just sit here on your-

Not important. We need to get out. Like now

(via justabartender-deactivated20140)

2AM
February202012
6AM
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